While you’re kids are fantastic people, kids suck at a wedding. Therefore, we are not accommodating them. NO EXCEPTIONS.

This is a black tie required dress code. We ask that men wear tuxedo’s and women wear floor length gowns. Ladies, your gown does not have to be black. We encourage spring colors. Men, if you wear and orange or light blue tux from Dumb and Dumber, it will make us very happy.

Now. If you don’t know what you’re doing in a year from now, then we suggest getting a calendar.

A parking lot. Probably the best idea. Since we thought about you all, there is complimentary valet. If you are staying in the hotel, they will even take your bags to your room. Anything outside of that, you’re on your own.

Still unsure if you’re coming? Anyway, the ceremony is outdoors. Everything else will be indoors.

Not sure if you’ve ever been to a restaurant but the orders are taken at the table. This isn’t Door Dash. If you have allergies then don’t eat the food you’re allergic to. The food is good, so maybe it’s worth it for a little diarrhea.

Hell yeah. Wheel up and skirt your way into all areas!

Yes, there’s an elevator to the ground floor of the hotel/venue. There is no alternative travel to hotel sites outside of the venue hotel. Uber is also a thing.

Bomb as fuck food. You’re welcome. You even got complimentary breakfast every morning.

This is MTV 1994. The wedding is unplugged so no need to take your phone out and take a grainy/burry photo. We have pros doing it. After the ceremony, feel free to take mid videos and photos.